Heil Obama! It’s Loyalty Day!
Just in case you felt left out of the normal May Day/May 1st celebrations as a peaceful neighborhood pagan or member of the Bavarian Illuminati or Socialist or Communist Worker or as someone just plain living out the good old Nazi days, our ever inclusive Dear Leader has proclaimed May 1st to be “Loyalty Day“.
As Amerikans, we are all now encouraged to display the flag of the United States or pledging allegiance since – let’s see here – a Flag Day was not already in existence?
Of course, as good public school students we all know the socialist origins of the Pledge of Allegiance with it’s Bellamy Salute, as popularized by Hitler and Mussolini. Ah, nothing says freedom and limited Constitutional government like super-patriotic nationalism! Undoubtedly we will soon be re-instituting that snappy raised arm as we all say, “to the flag”?
If none of this makes sense to you, it’s ok.
As you take down the Maypole and shine up your hammer and sickle for next year, relax and listen to a good talk on how we got here, to The Fascist American State.